childblood:

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

omfg

(Source: hotel-mario, via aarontaman)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via sokaylayelled)

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

(via ne0n-vibes)